Please Send This To The Square Enix Boss

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Know: The brackets and capitalized words have been added by us. The email was original sent in Japanese and English rummy 51 where noted.

from SOME DUDE

to kotaku

subject [in English] Please send rummy best to Yoichi wada!!! Onegaiii i need your help please.

[in broken Japanese] I name SOME DUDE livelihood in SOME COUNTRY my dream grape to be successful. But second daughter ticket forearm. You are able to be built?

I apologize armory’s Japanese don’t rummy golds understand.

[in English] it can be translated to SOME DUDE’S LANGUAGE

I await response.

[in Japanese] Thank you vory mach.

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